“So you are an archangel and the librarian?” Jan asked again.
“Yes,” Gabriel confirmed patiently. “Is there a problem with that?”
“Not with the librarian part, other than that you don’t exist.” The creature was obviously either insane or very clever. “Good thing I don’t plan on spending my holiday reading.”
“If you don’t like books, maybe you’d like to meet my cats?”
“And get cat hair all over me?”
“Then maybe ...” No ideas came. "There has to be something we can bond over!”
He was going to insist, was he? Oh well. “Want to play Scrabble?” Jan offered.