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Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

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... What do you mean, get this one to be more expressive?

~~Oh dear~~ While I wholeheartedly agree with that treatment of Michael -we should do it more often - don't you think we should ask Aziraphael what he wants first? Give them time?

I resent that :(

Fine, we'll just gag you, but we'll let you move around as long as one of us keeps an eye on you.

[smiles teasingly, giving him some chocolate to cheer him up]

Well, look at him, all quivering in terror, as if afraid I'm going to smite him. ~~I'll only do that if he breaks my Zizi's heart of course <3~~ He needs to get more in touch with his emotions and more able to communicate with his future in-laws!

*takes a very zombie-like Zizi into his arms* Gabriel dear, you know I love you and I know you mean well, but I'm Aziraphael's father and I know what's best for him. And what he needs is a stable influence in his life and a ring on his finger <3 That other demon I thought would do - you know, the black-clad one with the serpentine eyes - obviously didn't work out, but these two would make such a fetching couple!

Actually, my idea was a menage de trois.

*shoves a cookie in his mouth* Hush, dearheart. That's our last resort <3

He's a lesser demon facing three Archangels, so I think the terror is rather understandable. Baraq? Nobody's going to smite you.

They do, but I'm still in favour of giving them time, considering that they aren't even a couple yet.

He will if he figures out I'm not interested!

Alright, I think there's a little bit of confusion here. Are you trying to hide your feelings, or are you genuinely uninterested in Aziraphael? If it's the latter, I suggest you run very fast while Raphael's deciding on wedding clothes.

Gabriel, quit dunking the groom's feet in ice ^_^

I... beg your pardon?

You think I can't hear you encouraging him to run? You silly thing, you always underestimate me <3

[halo shining; he is the picture of a perfect angel, yes he is]

Edited 2010-01-09 06:09 (UTC)

That's better <3 *still snuggling Zizi of course* Baraq is of course free to run, but only so long as he realizes that if my Zizi is still a bachelor within a given amount of time and if he still considers himself unlovable that ~~Baraq's life is forfeit~~ the wedding will go on as planned <3

...

He's a friend that I've only barely gotten reacquainted with and yes, I'll admit he isn't hard on the eyes but

that's

it.

...good point. Distract him and I'll make a dash for it.

True, but he has to know I wouldn't let anyone hurt my darling son-in-law ^_^

Hmmm. Well, that depends on a few things. One, how far along is Zizi; two, if they don't get married right away just how far will young Baraq flee; three, why aren't they considered a couple yet?

... One, Aziraphael's not pregnant. Two, I don't know. Possibly Antarctica or some Andean cave. And three, because they aren't a couple yet. Michael only just decided that they would make a good couple after certain circumstances resulted in my having to hug Baraq; you know, I don't quite see the connection there. And then we found out that Aziraphael does like Baraq, but I'm not quite sure about Baraq himself.

Edited 2010-01-09 06:01 (UTC)

Hmmm. You know, even if he flees, I can always catch him ^_^

I will always be able to find him, no matter how far he runs. Isn't that right, Baraqiel?

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