Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

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“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

Comments

[steadfast.livejournal.com]

Oh my, he's not THAT bad xDDD (Although he does like the idea of tossing Beelzebub around a bit)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

Sorry, but I needed him to be this bad for this one. (I almost didn't manage to come up with 12 ideas that could be reduced to 100 words.)

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

LOL ADAM. "Now you shake hands and be friends!"

[quidditchlord.livejournal.com]

Or he could stick them in the Hug Meme. ;)

(Brie here, too lazy to log out while tagging Sirius Black)

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

PFFT OH GOD. I would pay to see that.

[cattygabriel]

Me too! I can just imagine the identical looks of revulsion on both their faces. We should pass the idea along to Jen. :D

IC

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

I do not ship Michael/Beelzebub, for the record! Way too short and evil for my tastes. (Besides... I've seen it done... and wasn't impressed. Humans are so weird)

... But...

... after all that awkward CUTENESS between you two..

... well I can't imagine Gabriel with anyone, except me but... ... pretty nerds... Care to shove Aziraphael in that hug meme with Baraq?

Aziraphael/Baraq OTP? ;)

Re: IC

[cattygabriel]

I didn't mean that the two of you should be together either. You'd kill each other and for some reason I don't particularly want that to happen. Apparently I like being annoyed.

... what awkward cuteness?

*blinkblink*

Re: IC

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

We'd... ahem... kill each other? *pointed look, like, you know who would win that fight, YOU'D BETTER KNOW WHO WOULD WIN THAT FIGHT*

Admit it, it was awkward and cute. You guys grinned, were all like, "Well we might as well hug!" and it was funny xD

They're both neurotic, twitchy... nerdy?... and they both suck! It's a perfect match!

Re: IC

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I can hear you, you realize.

Re: IC

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Yep <3

It's nothing personal. He's a sword-losing nerd. You're a demon. Facts.

Re: IC

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

And you're a prying busybody who apparently spies on people.

Re: IC

[cattygabriel]

*sigh* You'd kill him.

He's not that bad, really, for a demon.

Michael. Please be polite.

Re: IC

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

:D <3 <3

And Aziraphael seems to have himself a demon fetish. Given the demons in the Manor, he's the best one.

I'm being honest, which is sort of like being polite!

I NEED A FACEPALM ICON

[cattygabriel]

*siiiiigh*

*facepalm*

I suppose that's the best I can expect from you.

[starspiritgate.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in the direction of Southern Ontario, you might be able to hear the mightiest of all spittakes.

[mops up screen]

I think I'll be posting that meme into the community proper.

NOOOOOOO

Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

((To Baraq)) You SAY that, but search your neurotic heart! You know it to be true!

It's too late, I now ship Baraq/Aziraphael. May your children have your hair and his eyes!



OOC: And all because he doesn't want anything between Gabriel and Baraq. Aye me, this boy is jealous.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

Shut up shut up shut up what is wrong with you.

ooc: YUBI IS HAVING TROUBLE REPLYING OR DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. LAUGHING TOO HARD.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

................................................................. What's wrong with my hair? *focusing on that part xD*

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

I'd be more offended by the SCREAMS OF DESPAIR at the thought of being with you, myself.

And your hair is absurd. Look at it! It's huge!

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

When did you get here?! ...Nothing! Ask him.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

(http://pics.livejournal.com/angelofawesome/pic/00002bf5/)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_silverfox/]

Beelzebub: Are you sure?

[quidditchlord.livejournal.com]

I sincerely hope that Michael manages to keep his temper under control, then. :\

(Brie here)

XDDD

[cattygabriel]

Just re-read the whole thing and kept giggling to myself, with everyone else in the library giving me funny looks. Yep, still as funny as ever. :D You guys rock.