Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

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“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

Comments

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Out of curiosity, are demons capable of, you know... [waves hand vaguely] procreation?

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Gaaabriel, if this is turning into a threesome, it's going to have to be Baraq/Aziraphael/Crowley :P

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

*MENTAL IMAGES

OH MY

THE MENTAL IMAGES*

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Ngk.

... I'm not sure the bed would take it.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Who says it needs to be in a bed?

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

The amount of time you apparently devote to thinking about these things is frankly disturbing.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

No, that was a split-second response. No thought at all, really.

Yeah yeah go ahead and make the joke already.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

But you see, I don't need to make the joke. You do it yourself. I mean, really, "No thought at all".

I know it comes naturally to you, Michael, but there's no need to broadcast it.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

I'm just that awesome :D

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

One, who is Crowley, and two, haven't you anything better to do?

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

His sole purpose in life seems to be to annoy people. Crowley is Aziraphael's demon friend and Aziraphael is in love with him.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

One, Crowley is that other demon who's here, not Beelzebub or Belial, but then there's you and another one. Aziraphael hangs out with him even more than he does with you. I've got my eye on all of you.

Two, I COULD drag you outside and remove you from existence, but let's be honest, nerd!shipping is a lot more fun for the time being. Next comes fanfiction!

I REALLY NEED A FACEPALM ICON

[cattygabriel]

Michael... *facepalm*

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

Just leave me alone.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Awwwwwwww, you're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute <3 I might have to keep you.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

What am I to you, a stray puppy?

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Pretty much :D

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

[sighs] I apologise for him.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... You have a very odd mind.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I wouldn't know.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Oh. So you don't... [waves hand vaguely some more]

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

No.

ooc: liar

[cattygabriel]

But weren't you one of the - well, you didn't Fall for that, I know. But afterwards?

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

Do not continue this line of inquiry.

[cattygabriel]

I apologise.