Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

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“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

Comments

[starspiritgate.livejournal.com]

Somewhere in the direction of Southern Ontario, you might be able to hear the mightiest of all spittakes.

[mops up screen]

I think I'll be posting that meme into the community proper.

NOOOOOOO

Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

((To Baraq)) You SAY that, but search your neurotic heart! You know it to be true!

It's too late, I now ship Baraq/Aziraphael. May your children have your hair and his eyes!



OOC: And all because he doesn't want anything between Gabriel and Baraq. Aye me, this boy is jealous.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

Shut up shut up shut up what is wrong with you.

ooc: YUBI IS HAVING TROUBLE REPLYING OR DOING ANYTHING AT ALL. LAUGHING TOO HARD.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

................................................................. What's wrong with my hair? *focusing on that part xD*

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

I'd be more offended by the SCREAMS OF DESPAIR at the thought of being with you, myself.

And your hair is absurd. Look at it! It's huge!

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

...................................... I was trying to ignore those, actually.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

[hugs Aziraphael] Ignore Michael. I do. He's an idiot.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I was not screaming, and not at that mostly. If anything, it'd be at the idea of procreating.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

When did you get here?! ...Nothing! Ask him.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

I live here too, thank you very much. Apparently my hair is absurd. Although thank you for not direly insulting it.

*pulls down huge curls* *which pop up again instantly*

Sigh.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

...ah. right. Your hair is fine.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

(http://pics.livejournal.com/angelofawesome/pic/00002bf5/)

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

...

Michael, your handwriting is atrocious.

I don't mind babysitting Aziraqiel.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Aziraq, Aziraqiel, Baraziraphael, Baraphael... All sorts of combinations their bouncing baby boy can have for a name :D

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Those last two are horrible.

What if it's a girl?

1/3

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

2/3

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

[deep, calming breaths]

3/3

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

Michael's arts and crafts has really improved this year, don't you think?

Points off for inaccuracy, though. I've never had an arrowhead tail in my life.

Re: 3/3

[cattygabriel]

Yes, he's certainly branched out from crayon scribbles and stick figures. I think I might be able to get him to spell his own name correctly soon!

What of the horns?

Re: 3/3

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Okay okay fiiiine my drawing skills leave something to be desired. But Chamuel definitely approves of the sex scenes in my writings ;)

Re: 3/3

[holy-bandaid.livejournal.com]

*eyes shining as he gazes over the picture*

*then smiles at Baraq brilliantly* Why hello there dear, am I to understand that you're going to be the one who finally rids my precious Zizi of his bachelorhood? Because really you are a bit skinny one thinks but you look like a nice enough sort - except of course for being a demon but then again Zizi has odd tastes anyway so I rather expected he would settle down with an unorthodox choice, and really a few good meals ought to get you up to a decent size - and besides all that so long as you mean my Zizi no harm I have no qualms have a demon son-in-law, especially one who would give me such an AD~OR~ABLE grandchild!

When is the wedding, dear? Come now don't give me that look, you simply must be married before the baby comes. Wouldn't want my own baby showing on the altar, after all <3

Hmmm, Azraquiel means "God is my only strength" and that is quite a lovely name besides...

Re: 3/3

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

*horrified look - mouths to Gabriel, 'did you tell him...?'*

Re: 3/3

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

.........

*has been "paired" with a friend of his who clearly has no interest in him to the point of shouting it to the Heavens... has been given lectures about not taking it to heart by someone who's likely never had that problem... has had his prospective love child drawn by someone who can't draw or write and it has been implied that HE is the mother... but when his foster father arrives to begin what he knows will inevitably end up with a quickie marriage and a miraculous conception, Aziraphale gives up Hope*

Re: 3/3

[cattygabriel]

I think he's still keeping his feelings a secret for now, Raphael. And Aziraphael refuses to believe he's capable of being loved. [eye roll] Give them time.

It is indeed!

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

[oh look, now he's quadruply outnumbered. It's so nice to be on familiar ground. Bye bye, calm! We knew you briefly!]

When did you get h-I'm not—just hold on a second, I think you're mistaken—

[yes, do we want to piss off his foster father? Because every possible answer here leads to doom. Are you feeling lucky, punk?]