Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

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“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

Comments

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

you start putting the moves on Aziraphael and I won't let Gabriel smite you

Excuse me?

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Well there's no harm in it, unless he's deliberately trying to Fell him. But if he just wants to have a little fun... or is interested in pursuing a relationship... You know, no need to smite him.

Besides, for all we know he has a shrine to the nerd in his room but won't admit it because SOMEONE keeps threatening him! (And for once that someone isn't ME! O_O)

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

If Baraq truly cared for Aziraphael... I would be in favour, of course.

A shrine? [amused] Look, I would be fine with it if he truly cared.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

And maybe he does, but you wouldn't know it because you asked and then instantly threatened him.

But then again, the whole "relationship with Aziraphael AAHHH NOOO KILL ME PLEASE" bit is kind of suspicious.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... fine. Baraq? I will not do anything to you if you truly care about Aziraphael. You seem to have an extremely enthusiastic supporter here, anyway. He'd probably let you into Aziraphael's room if asked. [glare at Michael]

... How so?

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Much better :) Of course he'll still deny it anyway to save face, but, it's a good first step! I'm so proud of you. My little Gabby's all grown up <3

Well. It's a bit enthusiastic. But then again, that could be shock, or, you know, smite-avoidance.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Your little Gabby? No, Michael, I'm not going to smite Baraq, because frankly smiting you seems a more attractive option at the moment.

... I never thought I'd say this, but you actually have a point.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

:D Let me be your lightning rod of smiting! I can take it!

And you knew it had to happen some day ;)

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... I must say, that's not a phrase I've heard before.

Armageddon is nigh.