Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

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“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

Comments

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

................................................................. What's wrong with my hair? *focusing on that part xD*

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

I'd be more offended by the SCREAMS OF DESPAIR at the thought of being with you, myself.

And your hair is absurd. Look at it! It's huge!

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

...................................... I was trying to ignore those, actually.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

[hugs Aziraphael] Ignore Michael. I do. He's an idiot.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

... ... ... ... I think I ought to... go somewhere. Else. Er.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

[headtilt] Where and why? As I said, ignore Michael. I doubt Baraq has any such intentions. If he actually did I would smite him.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

... YOU try to ignore... screams of despair at the thought of... being in a relationship with you. Just try it. I doubt you'll have much luck.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

I think it was just shock at Michael doing all this. He's the last person one would want poking around in one's personal life. He certainly wouldn't despair at the thought of being in a relationship with you. [affectionate ruffle of hair]

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I was not screaming, and not at that mostly. If anything, it'd be at the idea of procreating.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Out of curiosity, are demons capable of, you know... [waves hand vaguely] procreation?

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Gaaabriel, if this is turning into a threesome, it's going to have to be Baraq/Aziraphael/Crowley :P

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

*MENTAL IMAGES

OH MY

THE MENTAL IMAGES*

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Ngk.

... I'm not sure the bed would take it.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

One, who is Crowley, and two, haven't you anything better to do?

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... You have a very odd mind.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I wouldn't know.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Oh. So you don't... [waves hand vaguely some more]

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

......................................................

Well. I never imagined doing so either. Er. *determinedly not looking at him*

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Aziraphael, you're not a very good liar.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE not a very good liar. Er.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

When did you get here?! ...Nothing! Ask him.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

I live here too, thank you very much. Apparently my hair is absurd. Although thank you for not direly insulting it.

*pulls down huge curls* *which pop up again instantly*

Sigh.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

...ah. right. Your hair is fine.

OOC

[cattygabriel]

Awwwww.

Also OOC

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

It is rather cute, if one ignores Aziraphale's soul-and-self-esteem-crushing despair xD