Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

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“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

Comments

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

...................................... I was trying to ignore those, actually.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

[hugs Aziraphael] Ignore Michael. I do. He's an idiot.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

... ... ... ... I think I ought to... go somewhere. Else. Er.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

[headtilt] Where and why? As I said, ignore Michael. I doubt Baraq has any such intentions. If he actually did I would smite him.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

... YOU try to ignore... screams of despair at the thought of... being in a relationship with you. Just try it. I doubt you'll have much luck.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

I think it was just shock at Michael doing all this. He's the last person one would want poking around in one's personal life. He certainly wouldn't despair at the thought of being in a relationship with you. [affectionate ruffle of hair]

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

... ... ... Yes. Of... course. *clearly not convinced at all, looking more glum than usual*

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I was not screaming, and not at that mostly. If anything, it'd be at the idea of procreating.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Out of curiosity, are demons capable of, you know... [waves hand vaguely] procreation?

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Gaaabriel, if this is turning into a threesome, it's going to have to be Baraq/Aziraphael/Crowley :P

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

*MENTAL IMAGES

OH MY

THE MENTAL IMAGES*

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Ngk.

... I'm not sure the bed would take it.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Who says it needs to be in a bed?

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

The amount of time you apparently devote to thinking about these things is frankly disturbing.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

One, who is Crowley, and two, haven't you anything better to do?

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

His sole purpose in life seems to be to annoy people. Crowley is Aziraphael's demon friend and Aziraphael is in love with him.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

One, Crowley is that other demon who's here, not Beelzebub or Belial, but then there's you and another one. Aziraphael hangs out with him even more than he does with you. I've got my eye on all of you.

Two, I COULD drag you outside and remove you from existence, but let's be honest, nerd!shipping is a lot more fun for the time being. Next comes fanfiction!

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... You have a very odd mind.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I wouldn't know.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Oh. So you don't... [waves hand vaguely some more]

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

No.

ooc: liar

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

......................................................

Well. I never imagined doing so either. Er. *determinedly not looking at him*

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Aziraphael, you're not a very good liar.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE not a very good liar. Er.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... was that supposed to be a witty retort?