Eleventh Day of Christmas - All Beelzebub meant to do was to fetch his key

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“But I’m not even doing anything!” War exclaimed incredulously. “I swear it’s not my fault.”

Sister Mary didn’t seem to be blaming her, though, and Adam was too busy trying break up the fight to pay her any attention.

“Foul, treacherous spawn from the pit!” Michael roared shaking his struggling victim. “I’ll smite you and exorcise you and banish you back to Hell. And then I’ll tear you limb from limb!”

“No Michael, you won’t,” Adam repeated sternly. “Remember the rules. Put Lord Beelzebub down right now and apologise, or I will have to throw you out of the manor.”

Comments

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... was that supposed to be a witty retort?

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

I'm... not exactly on my A game at the moment. My apologies. What were we talking about again?

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Whether or not you imagined... procreating... with Baraq. Or having any sort of intimate bedroom relations with him.

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Er. Baraq? You're blushing.

... you don't think about him that way, do you?

Because if you ever Tempt him I will smite you.

ooc: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That should be an icon!

Re: Still IC xD

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

I

do not--

[brief pause]

I have no designs whatsoever on Aziraphale. You need not fear for him. I am not that suicidal.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Alright. I'll take your word for it.

Oh dear, he's going to be heartbroken.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

Gabriel, please cease threatening people for my sake. Now if you'll excuse me, I believe I've overstayed my welcome.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Liiiiiaaaaar.

And don't worry, you start putting the moves on Aziraphael and I won't let Gabriel smite you <3 Both of you could use a little loosening up! And even better, in my fanfiction version of how this transpires... well, you'll have to see ;)

[misterbkeele.livejournal.com]

The only moving I will be doing is away from you.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

you start putting the moves on Aziraphael and I won't let Gabriel smite you

Excuse me?

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

Well there's no harm in it, unless he's deliberately trying to Fell him. But if he just wants to have a little fun... or is interested in pursuing a relationship... You know, no need to smite him.

Besides, for all we know he has a shrine to the nerd in his room but won't admit it because SOMEONE keeps threatening him! (And for once that someone isn't ME! O_O)

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

If Baraq truly cared for Aziraphael... I would be in favour, of course.

A shrine? [amused] Look, I would be fine with it if he truly cared.

Re: Still IC xD

[angelofawesome.livejournal.com]

And maybe he does, but you wouldn't know it because you asked and then instantly threatened him.

But then again, the whole "relationship with Aziraphael AAHHH NOOO KILL ME PLEASE" bit is kind of suspicious.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... fine. Baraq? I will not do anything to you if you truly care about Aziraphael. You seem to have an extremely enthusiastic supporter here, anyway. He'd probably let you into Aziraphael's room if asked. [glare at Michael]

... How so?

OOC

[cattygabriel]

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

I... I mean... *clears his throat* I don't think that's any of your business, Gabriel. *starts picking lint off his sweater vest*

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Oh my. You do.

It is my business because I care about you and I don't want you to get in trouble, Aziraphael.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

*flushes* You try to not think of such a thing when it's been, been thrown in your face as such.

And your concern is appreciated, but I highly doubt Our Lord is concerned with my lack of lovelife.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Michael talked of 'awkward cuteness' between myself and Baraq, but I didn't think of such things.

[sigh] It's not the lovelife. It's the... things... that come with that.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

*grumbled, bitterly* "Awkward cuteness" is hardly comparable to "do you want Baraq to bugger you..."

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

... Well, you do.

ooc: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

Could we not dissect and discuss this? The point is moot anyway.

Re: Still IC xD

[cattygabriel]

Not really. For some reason Michael seems to be convinced that Baraq secretly longs for you.

Re: Still IC xD

[stillnotfallen.livejournal.com]

Michael - Michael doesn't know his own arse from a hole in the ground - Michael is functioning on conjecture, of course. He does that sort of thing.

*isn't going to be talking to Gabriel, Michael or in all likelihood Baraq for weeks after these incidences xD*